Winds will howl, aren’t you listening,
Nothing moves, nothing glistening
A typical sight,
It’s freezing tonight.
Living in a winter wonderland.
Gone away is the bluebird,
living things have been deferred
I sing you this song,
Because it is wrong,
To live in a winter wonderland
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Playing in the meadow is a conflict,
‘Cause I’m not a big fan of frostbite
Instead I’m trapped indoors like a convict,
To enjoy the day’s 3 hour’s light
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Later on, I’ll still be here
On my bum, drinking more beer
Because it is true,
There’s nothing to do,
Living in a winter wonderland
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I have friends who tell me winter’s easy,
It’s the better season to have fun
“You can always wear more clothes,” they tell me,
Would someone please go get my loaded gun.
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Acid snow is a fallin’
as my desperation’s callin’
It’s true what I’ve said,
I’d rather be dead,
Than live in a winter wonderland.
I’m so f—— done,
Of life without sun,
Living in a winter wonderland.
